If it ain't on a plate, it can wait.


i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

(Source: zygoats, via phobias)

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  • dad: you look nice
  • dad: where are you going
  • dad: will there be boys there
  • dad: do i know their parents
  • dad: be home by 11
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i'm just taking selfies